The Sphericalism creator (me) has recently anointed me (also me) “Pope JB I of the Sphere”. Well I say anointed but actually I just put some cream on my athletes foot. Although I am a new Pope, I will not be wearing a fancy pointy hat and there will be no compulsion to kiss my ring.
The reason I chose the title Pope is nothing to do with complicity with any religious organisation. I don’t expect to be delivering sermons or taking confession, I just fancy the idea of a “Pope Mobile”.